THE CAR IS THAT WAY

The car is that way

RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM A HALF-AWAKE WEDDING PLANNER.

Today I realized that I work faster than the speed of light. Whenever I shoot into the sun, I have to use a full flash to make sure my subjects are more than just shadows. And well, it takes sometimes 15 seconds for the flash to recycle. So technically, I work faster than the speed of light, and I have proof. I guess I can say I'm superman.

Lately, I've been realizing that I have a huge ego as I have figured out how to address myself in the fourth person. This is something NFL receivers have yet to do, which makes me feel even more of a man. How do you address yourself in the fourth person? Well, it's quite easy. It goes a little like this. "Well, if I were that wedding couple, I would have booked (insert name) to shoot my wedding." See, it's that easy.

All joking aside, I'm quite a humble person. I just know that I'm the best photographer-planner-videographer-know-it-all-in-Hawaii and I'm quite upfront about it. It's what I do to make the world a better place. Oh wait, let me address myself in the "fifth person." If I were a News Reporter, I would interview a bride who would say that Steve Young does his best to make the world a better place.

Of course, all what I say is in good humor. I kid...I kid....and guess what, I don't have any kids. Okay my fellow brides slash stalkers, time for me to get lazy and watch some horrible b-movies on TV. As you can see, I'm a funny funny guy....


Steve Young