Movie Reviews - because I'm bored

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE: TWO THUMBS UP!

MOVIE REVIEWS BECAUSE I CAN

Two blogs in one night! The first about wedding permits, now...a movie review? Why am I writing about a movie review on my wedding blog? Well, beacuse I can. I own the damn company so I think I can write about anything haha. All-in-all, my movie reviews actaully serve a great purpose to couples. I can save you the dreaded horror of wasting money at a movie theater when it's date night. So you can thank me later? Or you can always send me a check :)

So lets get straight to the movie reviews!

Hot Tub Time Machine...rocked. It was awesome, it was stupid, it was funny, it was 100% unrealistic and the funniest movie next to Eurotrip that I had ever seen in my life. A perfect date movie. The humor is a bit sexual. I take that back, it's extremely sexual. A family came in with their little boy and left within the first FIVE minutes. It's vulgar! But what were they thinking?!!! I promise you, if you see it, you won't stop laughing.

There was this one kid who saw the movie and after the film finished, he turned to his girlfriend and said outloud, "That movie was soooo unrealistic!" I was about to slap him in the head and ask him, "What part of Hot Tub Tim Machine realism were you expecting? Didn't you read the friggin title? Geez....get a life!" I mean, was this Einstein of a kid actually expecting realism from this movie....

SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE: FUNNY ROMANCE

I liked this movie because it's an underdog movie. Nerdy guy gets awesome looking girl, who can't like a movie like that right? The lead character in this movie reminds me of a young Colombo, even sounds like him too. If this kid were not an actor, he'd actually be kinda creepy to talk to. Strange voice. The girl in this movie....great looking. Perfect casting. Thank god they didn't cast Uma Thurman in the role of the hot girl...or Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton to me looks as though she tried to squeez her head through a fence one too many times.

Perfect date movie guys.

With Sandra Bullock, anything is possible.

THE BLIND MULLET, I MEAN SIDE

By now, you've seen this movie. It's based on the true story of NFL offensive tackle Michael Oher and how a rich, generous, Christian family, adopted a black kid and supported him through the thick and thin so he too could become rich like them. Love it. It's not 100% accurate. If you want the real version of the blindside check out this link: The movie is long and I'm glad I didn't see this in the movie theater. I stopped the movie twice or maybe three times just to get up and walk around. It's that long.

Sandra Bullock won an Oscar for this movie. Her performance was good, but I honestly think Wall-E from the movie Wall-E gave a much better performance.

All of these movies have some life lessons in them. First lesson, if you have nice looking women around you at all times that care for you, you shouldn't really be complaining about life. Second, money isn't everything, but it sure does help. Last lesson is, Why are you looking for lessons of life in movies? Get a job!

Now that we got all of this movie reviews out of the way...I better head to bed. I have a busy day of doing nothing ahead.

Steve Young
The Ultimate Wedding Superhero Guy
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